If i come over, it means nothing
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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