your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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