i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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