I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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