yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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