drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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