We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I have fence marks all over my body
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
that is very illegal...i love you.
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