didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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