Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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