I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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