i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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