he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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