Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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