Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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