so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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