so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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