just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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