why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You need Xanax blowdarts
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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