well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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