I wanna bring you to show and tell
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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