Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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