I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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