It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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