i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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