What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
