he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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