there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
