It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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