i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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