woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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