I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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