How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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