I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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