The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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