YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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