i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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