My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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