yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
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member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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