i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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