Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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