I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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