I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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