this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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