D3 body, D1 cock
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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