I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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