TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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