I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.