yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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