Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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