brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So vagazzling was a success
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Randomize
