Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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