STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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