Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
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the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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