Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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