Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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